A woman scorned

What do you do when you discover your significant other is cheating on you? Do you scratch his car,  puncture his tires or try to hurt him in any way? Well 15 years after the Lorena Bobbitt  saga another group of women have attacked a man’s most treasured body part.  In case you have been  living on Mars and never heard the story, John Wayne an ex-marine was accused of coming home drunk and raping his wife Lorena.  Lorena was accused of retaliating by cutting off her husband’s penis while he was asleep and drove down the highway clutching it until she threw it out the window. The police eventually found it, it was reattached and by all indications worked perfectly, he later starred in a porn movie.

On Monday, a man in Wisconsin almost suffered a similar fate.  I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry at this poor man’s predicament. He was  cheating on his wife with three other women. She found out contacted the women and plotted how to get back at him. One of the women lured him to a motel room with promise of a massage etc. and convinced him to allow her to tie him up. He did and after she sent a text to the other women inviting them inside. They confronted him about his infidelity and asked him to choose which one he loved more.
One of them then slapped him in the face and and asked ‘Can you handle that?” This was all before they cut off his clothes and Krazy glued  his genitals to his stomach. They took his cell phone, wallet and car and left him.

To each his own but did this poor man deserve this? The first thought would be; leave the man. But these women felt so hurt and betrayed that they felt justified in plotting their little scheme. I don’t know about you but I can’t imagine planning something so outrageous what about you?