Confessions are not usually highly anticipated events. On the contrary, confessions have a habit of creating unavoidably awkward and potentially, embarrassing moments. And as such, many, if not all of us, would prefer to adopt the shape, form and poise of one of those mega-machines used to create tunnels, to ensure that we could dig our way into a salubrious environment next to earthworms! But that is material worthy of a ScyFy World Premiere.
Fortunately, I welcome reality, embrace life’s challenges and unlike the cheating husband, I am elated to broadcast my confession! I want to drive this machine!
MACHINE – Volkswagen Polo R WRC
Cecil Munroe Gleaner On-Line Writer