Circuit Racing: CMRC- Quality time with Natasha ‘Chiney Dolly’ Chang!

The Jamaican leg of the Caribbean Motor Racing Championship has always occupied a reserved spot on my motorsports calendar. It is an event that I would anticipate like an enterprising teenager who has a date with his most recent crush! Memories of Mark Maloney’s RX3 weaving a web of illustrious, high-strung, pulsating, seductive and ultimately, orgasmic notes, around Dover’s challenging 1.6 miles, are permanently sealed and enclosed in a file marked – Open When Depressed!

The CMRC has not been the same for some time now, but dedicated soldiers are always willing to do battle and as such, when the trumpet elicits the call, die-hard racers will respond. I was fortunate to be present at Jamwest Speedway for the first leg of the 2015 Championship. Think of a day at your favorite beach – add a bevy of delightful, bikini-clad tropical treats who will cater to all of your insatiable needs – add an assortment of ‘beverages’ and smile. It was that type of day at Jamwest for Round 1 of the CMRC!

Trinidad has entered the motor racing ring. It was their responsibility to ‘one-up’ the show we witnessed at Jamwest. Round 2 ran its race in Trinidad last weekend. For valid reasons, a minute, elite team of Reggae Racers was sent to do battle in Trinidad. Despite the varying obstacles they had to confront they fought a good fight.

‘Stoppa’

Natasha ‘Chiney Dolly’ Chang has a deceptive appearance. It is easy to be blinded by the subtle touches the creator utilised to produce, what we all agree, is a legitimate work of art! Stay focused! I fully understand Samson’s plight! But, apparently a transformation occurs when she approaches a racetrack. Maleficent, the vindictive villainess emerges!

‘Chiney Dolly’ went to war in Trinidad last weekend. Fortunately, ‘Stoppa’ inserted his gadgets in her boisterous Honda S2000. This is a unique opportunity. At your convenience, you can  spend quality time with Natasha ‘Chiney Dolly’ Chang! Do not thank me. Thank ‘Stoppa’!

\’Chiney Dolly\’ – At War!

Cecil Munroe Gleaner On-Line Writer