TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD TRY DRAG RACING!

1. There are numerous classes – machines compete in 16 seconds to 8 seconds class. Your trusty steed must be able to fit in a slow but sure class!

2. You do not need to break the bank to compete.

3. Your machine is subjected to metal abuse for a rather brief interval.

4. Your weight, size or fitness level will not significantly affect your performance.

5. A NASCAR-type pit crew is not necessary.

6. You can drive your racecar to the track, surrounded by Arctic air (air conditioning) and Stone Love subwoofers.

7. The ideal environment is provided for you to race your street machine.

8. If you do well – competing under the NDRC banner – you will pass GO – collect a trophy, grab some cash and live like a King, inundated in seductive fragrances and warmth courtesy of the bevy of Nestle Supligen ladies.

9. It is priceless, invaluable fun.

10. Repeat number 9.

Cecil Munroe Gleaner On-Line Writer