CIRCUIT RACING : THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD DRIVE AN AE86! (VIDEO)

So, a sharpshooter was positioned on a roof. A President was giving a speech. The sharpshooter slipped. His accidental loss of balance triggered an unfortunate occurrence – he fired his weapon!

Fortunately, the President was not locked in his weapon’s crosshairs! I am certain that the President is thankful that the sharpshooter had a dull moment!

AE86

There is absolutely nothing remaining to be said about the magnificent machine Toyota introduced to the world, which we now refer to, in endearing terms,  as the AE86. I assure you, the manufacturer will exert indefatigable effort, but it will be all for naught – Toyota will never produce another machine which is essentially, inherently simple, but exponentially, more stimulating than a soiree at the Playboy mansion!

An icon, in every right who has assisted in the idolatry which accompanies this machine, Keiichi Tsuchiya, like The Gladiator, is a fearless warrior. And when faced with superior opposition, his repertoire of skills is hurled at the machine which craves a rev-diet.

In the footage captured, he did not win, clearly, but his merciless onslaught, fueled by his relentless will to win, is an apt demonstration of :

THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD DRIVE AN AE86!

Cecil Munroe Gleaner On-Line Writer