HILARIOUS SCENES AT WRC FINLAND!

Ken T, watching the build up to your event - DRAG RIVALS - at Jamwest on September 30, with keen interest. Your group is the official Comedy Channel – hilarious content. Jamwest prepare – war is on the horizon! Big up Maxhptuning – d man seh 8s! Spinbarrel and d Feelings Form? No sah! Lol.

Will we see a Spinbarrel vs Roland grudge race? Hailings Roland, no one can question your dedication to the quest for speed!

Mr Palmer (2NR) – caan believe yu sell the machine! Now war a go gwaan n u caan join! Lol! Hailings Bally – Scientifically engineered FD2!

WRC

Complete the following – If horse racing is the sport of kings, motorsport is the sport of………….

And the irony of the day – Everyone wants to go fast, but no one enjoys buying gas (petrol)!

The WRC’s Gravel GP – Rally Finland is a savory treat for insatiable rallysport fans. But, for WRC teams, the required romp on the treacherous rally stages can be compared to ice-skating on a sheet of extra-thin ice with genetically enhanced sharks assembled below! If you slip beyond the meagre stage-limit you will be subjected to a driver-cringing, raucous, forest-hug!

We have not yet mastered the art of manufacturing emotions but, cameras still do an awesome job of capturing passion!

THE FOREST VS MANPOWER!

No tow truck required! Lol!

Cecil Munroe Gleaner On-Line Writer