DRAG RACING : DRAG RIVALS – 3RD GEAR IS AN ASSASSIN!

I did my very best. You were forewarned. You were accurately informed. And as such, if you were senseless enough to be missing from, arguably the best drag racing event we have seen in years, you have one individual to blame. Gab a mirror and stare in it – you will see the culprit!

NITROUS VENDETTA

Drag Rivals – NITROUS VENDETTA – was a splendid celebration of speed. Asian tsunamis would cower with fear when confronted with the gigantic waves of euphoria which inundated Jamwest Speedway, as rabid racers bludgeoned each other to secure enviable bragging rights.

GARY HURLOCK

The discourse re the quality of the racing will cease no time soon. The talking points are numerous and some will be addressed in a bit. I must add though, that I spoke to the notorious Bossy D – aka Gary Hurlock. During our discussion I learnt about the giant-killing 2zz – say 2 ZED ZED -  MACHINE!

DELANO FRASER

For now, consider this – when you see Cory aka Delano Fraser dressed in his usual 11 seconds sniper-attire – walk away competitor, walk away. Kevin Edwards is a worthy adversary. His machine deserves every gallon of respect it earns – serious machine.

But, when your obstacle is a machine driven by Cory – it is of no significance what he is driving – if it is an 11 seconds machine – I repeat – walk away competitor, walk away.

CORY VS KEVIN EDWARDS

Did you see that obnoxious 3rd gear? Kevin’s pace was injected with anti-speed! Third gear in that EK should be arrested and charged for every degree of murder possible! ANTZMAN did the smart thing. Big Up Mr Francis – Sportsman of the Year (thus far)!

Cecil Munroe Gleaner On-Line Writer